KYE FAWKES NIGHT – Barlow Burnt Out?
It’s Kye Fawkes Night on Britain’s Premier Betting Website. The world famous site that just can’t stop WINNING. There’s loads to read – start from the bottom and work your way up…. Or start here. This is the least interesting article of the evening, so don’t start with this one, whatever you do!
So what’s going on with Gary Barlow then?
Why is the bar low with his acts? And why do I persist in using puns that don’t quite work?
I get the feeling that Tulisa and Danni Minogue were always fully committed to their acts. Others are less so. Louis at least learns his acts names, but was apparently sometimes in Ireland during the week last year, as for Cowell, well don’t forget that he would be on a jet to LA most Monday mornings to record American Idol and often couldn’t even name the members of his groups.
If I was truly committed to the X Factor and felt that I would have several acts left by November, I’m not sure I would launch a nationwide tour starting 13th November.
Now, admittedly these are midweek dates.
There are ALWAYS “I Quit Next Year” rumours about every judge. Indeed, it’s often so when they are fired by Cowell, they can say “well I was planning to leave anyway” and save face. Gary Barlow could easily juggle promoting a new Take That album next autumn with judging the X Factor, but it’s another thing to bear in mind. If Fox do ditch the X Factor USA (Not *that* likely in my opinion), then King Cowell could make a triumphant return, as “Gary wasn’t that committed a judge anyway and wasn’t happy with the pantomime the show had become.”
I’m not hugely persuaded by that argument, but it’s worth bearing in mind.
The producers could know Barlow’s days are numbered, so they might as well nuke his acts. Gary may feel he’s quite sure he’ll only have one act at most in play by the time his tour starts. And I think he could be right.
More likely is that they want to save Rylan as much as they can. If Rylan is up against a Barlow act, it can be credibly taken to deadlock, where he has a chance of survival, if he’s up against, say, Jade – it can’t without a massive bust up. So Rylan vs Kye is fine, ditto Rylan vs Christopher also. It also generates a heap of more press as Louis gets the blame again from Gary and more fury etc….
Other reasons could be that the acts won’t sell tour dates. Also, they simply don’t make good TV and people aren’t interested in people like Kye and Melanie, so why keep them in, just get rid of them and keep the ratings higher.
“Oh here’s Kye, he’s a bit dull and there will be an ad break on soon, let’s see what’s on C4”
Whatever the reasons, Barlow could concevably be actless by the real Guy Fawkes night. I’m not convinced that Kye is off next week, they often get off the bottom (see District 3 and Rylan) for a bit. But neither of his acts will make the final… Which is annoying for judges duets….!
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Kye Fawkes Night. Boom.